This is what happens when you stop marrying your blue-blooded cousins from Europe and get involved with divorced American actresses:
The Duchess of Sussex wrote empowering messages of support on bananas as she joined husband Prince Harry on a visit to a sex worker charity today.
Meghan and Harry were making up food parcels to be handed out to female sex workers when the duchess was struck by the idea to add her own personal touch.
Declaring herself ‘in charge of the banana messaging’, the royal took the time to write individual messages of encouragement and empowerment like ‘you are special’, ‘you are brave’ and ‘you are strong’ on the fruit.
At some point even the most staunch of monarchists are going to start questioning the divine right of rule of this current crop.