Attention seeker gets attention, doesn’t like it

Sorry, but it would take a heart of stone:

Standing in the middle of Times Square, it wasn’t super hot, but the pressure of what I was about to do was making me sweat. My fingers slipped against the fabric of my maxi skirt as I fumbled with the tightly-knotted bow. My outfit fell away, revealing my pink bikini beneath it. I heard hollers from strangers, but their words blurred into an indecipherable mess as I tried, unsuccessfully, to remain calm. A sliver of sun peeked out from behind the skyscrapers, reminding me we were about to lose the light. No more time for nerves — it was now or never.

“Let’s do this,” I said out loud. My clothes dropped all the way to the ground, and the voices around me became clear.

No, not that. This:

“I want to suck on them tasty toes.”

“Hey baby, let me butter them biscuits for you.”

I looked up to see three men with camera phones filming me. Our eyes met, and one uttered, “Twerk for the camera baby, show them how that ass clap.”

Tears began to well up. I was prepared to be pointed at, shamed, and called fat. I didn’t expect to be fetishized.

It’s New York, you have to be a certificate weirdo to live there. Well, in Brooklyn anyway.

The world only really sees plus imagery that is perfected and somewhat vanilla — usually that of smaller, perfectly proportioned curvy women. It didn’t need another stock image of an hourglass figure, in an indiscernible space, wearing a one-piece. I wanted to make a statement and I wanted to be seen — I’m more than my body and I deserve respect and human decency.

Respect is earned, and it comes a lot easier if you first show some self-respect. Standing in a bikini in Times Square is a sign you don’t have much, regardless of what you look like. For example:

Fifty feet to my right in the busy, tourist-filled space were two thin, large-busted women, wearing only g-strings and some body paint. I watched them with envy. Nobody yelled at them as they worked to hustle up a few dollars selling photos with eager tourists. They were just another part of New York.

Here’s a pic:

Harmless enough, but probably not something you’d want your daughter doing. The bloke dressed as Elmo has more self-respect than these two – or the author.

My mind jolted back to my reality as a man reached forward to hand me his mixed CD.

As you do.

As I pushed it away, he tried to grab hold of my wrist to talk to me. I yanked my hand back. “Hard pass,” I screamed with the toughest face I could muster. “No thank you. Please leave me alone.”

Hard pass? What the hell does that mean?

He stepped back into the crowd that was slowly forming, and his friend then began to call out to me. “I’m just showing love for a BBW, baby. I want you to know that men want you. We love them big booty queens like you. Show off for your fans, baby.”

My tears turned to anger, and the words began to fly out of my mouth: “It doesn’t make it OK. You’re disgusting. Please stop. Please just stop…” The man justified his response by saying that plus women “don’t know they’re f*ckable.”

So men are supposed to approve of big women…but not that much.

A plus-size woman’s worth, or any one woman’s worth for that matter, is not contingent on someone wanting to have sex with them.

The world might be a nicer, sweeter place if this were true, but it patently isn’t: hot women tend to be valued more highly (by both men and women) than swamp-donkeys. Marilyn Monroe didn’t get rich and famous because of her brains, did she?

You don’t exist to pleasure someone else … you exist to change the world.

Oh really? By standing around in a bikini in Times Square?

My rant was interrupted as another man carrying a “Give me cash for weed” sign passed between us.

Hillary’s base, people.

He looked at me, grimaced, and shouted out an uninspired fat joke, grinning proudly. Little did he know he’d just done me a favor by silencing the other men and causing a distraction.

Some heroes wear capes, others crack fat jokes while begging for weed.

A crowd fully formed after that, and the men who had made the lewd comments remained relatively silent. The film crew told me I should only do what I felt comfortable doing, and that we could stop if I wanted to. A few minutes passed, and I was able to reset myself and push away my experience with the lewd commenters. Now I was safely in model mode. Pose. Click. Pose. Click. Magic.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Eye Bleach.

Still, as I turned around for some side-angle shots, I noticed one of the men had continued to film me from behind.

Was it David Attenborough?

In nearly every image I have, you can see him standing there, holding his camera-phone up at the perfect height to capture my backside. I was faceless to him. I was just a body he wanted to exploit and use. My feelings didn’t matter.

You’re standing in Times Square in what amounts to a colossal display of attention-seeking and you’re upset people are paying you attention? Isn’t that the idea? And since when have people been obliged to consider the feelings of exhibitionists?

I felt humiliated and questioned why I was even enduring all of this.

Something which no doubt occurred to those unfortunate enough to pass by.

I considered stepping down and ending the shoot early — it only had been about 15 minutes — but just when I was about to give up, my eye caught sight of a little girl in a red tank top and denim overalls watching me.

I waved at her, and she returned my gesture with the biggest grin.

“You’re pretty,” she whispered.

I realized in that moment, it had all been worth it. I had been seen.

Can you imagine if a man had gone to Times Square, put on a pair of budgie-smugglers, and written an article exclaiming it was worth it only once a child had signaled their approval?

This woman is clearly insane; little wonder she headed to New York.

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20 thoughts on “Attention seeker gets attention, doesn’t like it

  1. “”You’re pretty,” she whispered.

    I realized in that moment, it had all been worth it. I had been seen.”

    Let me correct that for it:

    ““You’re pretty,” she whispered.

    I realized in that moment, the child could have been lying or mocking me, but I didn’t care. I am too far gone down Stupid Avenue to know what is true anymore anyway.”

  2. What makes someone like that, do that?

    It’s a sort of inverted arrogance to justify, whatever…

    In the current 20 to 35 year old grouping there are some people with some or all of the following; zero talent, gross behaviour, unfortunate bodies (deserved or not), disgusting habits, anti-social lifestyles, highly-developed laziness, intellectual stuntedness, but with a sense of entitlement which allows them to think that not only should we be interested in them but that we should maintain them. They seem totally disconnected from the real world.

    How do you get across to them that the world owes nobody a living. Just two hundred years ago they would have been laughed out of town or left to die or worse, beaten to death. It seems we are so rich that we can afford a whole sloth of hangers on. These people live ‘somewhere else’ and they want it on their own terms too.

    One thing I can be sure of, she didn’t vote for Trump!

  3. With a bit of tweaking, this could make a beautiful short story.

    Obese woman filled with self-loathing feels unloved because she thinks she will never get a man. Joins angry radical group and pulls daft strip off stunt in public just to show the Patriarchy. Surrounded by crowd of fetishists who just love them “big booty queens”. Realises that she does in fact have a sexual future. Picks the best man in the fetishist group, and goes off with him so he can “butter them biscuits”, or whatever the phrase is.

  4. That encounter with the kid, she plagiarised just about any schmaltzy movie out of Hollywood since it was called Hollywoodland.

  5. I honestly have never shagged a fat bird, that doesn’t mean to say that there is anything wrong with them though.

  6. Cookie Monster. Not Elmo.

    I did wonder, and took a punt. Trust one of my readers to know their furries.

  7. Are you sure this didn’t appear as a syndicated article in the Guardian too? It’s the kind of self justifying crap that they publish.

    The pictures in the link show she was made when meat was cheap, right enough.

  8. @bilbaoboy: “It seems we are so rich that we can afford a whole sloth of hangers on. “

    Worse. Their numbers seem to be growing exponentially.

  9. @bilbaoboy

    I’ve noticed that too. Far more ‘writers’ who endlessly write about their own psychologiocal hang ups, their allegedly ‘crazy’ lives, their love lives and basically a lot of self-referential stuff that only really satisfies a base level of enjoyment (in our case shaking our heads and/or laughing). Where does the money come from? And the audience to sustain people doing such a thing as a career.

    On a parallel line there seems to be more political ‘journalists’ that are young than any time in history. The vast majority of them churning out opinion, rarely any good or learned opinion, for a living.

    Once again how is this possible? Where is the money for this and who reads it?

    Its mostly pretty terrible too, they have competence in writing and maybe a little in self-promotion but the content is pretty laughable.

  10. Far more ‘writers’ who endlessly write about their own psychologiocal hang ups, their allegedly ‘crazy’ lives, their love lives and basically a lot of self-referential stuff that only really satisfies a base level of enjoyment (in our case shaking our heads and/or laughing).

    I’m with you so far.

    Where does the money come from?

    Oh, I work in the oil industry, and write in my spare time.

    Wait, what?

  11. @Tim Newman

    Ha yes, but you know what I mean. I actually find reading self-published blogs by hobby writers often far more stimulating in learning about something that is within their domains of expertise and often free of any chains from an editorial line or appearance to keep up.

    I mean the generalist political or not writers, who arent particularly well read, arent great thinkers and get a lot wrong in their evaluation and forecasts of events.

  12. Tim, I’d buy a book of you just mercilessly fisking. Thanks for the laugh.

    Also, after 1500 episodes (not an exaggeration) of Sesame Street have aired it’s fair to say that parents, and not just sexual deviants, know Cookie Monster. The guy in the suit has as much self-respect as the author, but nobody would print his screed complaining about being so poor and talent-less he must endure this hot, humid humiliation. Female privilege I suppose.

  13. Far more ‘writers’ who endlessly write about their own psychologiocal hang ups, their allegedly ‘crazy’ lives, their love lives and basically a lot of self-referential stuff…

    You think it’s bad in this context? Spend a little time following Real Peer Review, and you’ll see that “academics” are publishing “qualitative” and “ethnographic” research that consists of little more than diary entries. Evidently, the state of the art in social research depends on finding out how a bunch of ethnic studies majors “feel” about stuff.

    Yes, that’s a lot of gratuitous scare quotes. I can’t help myself.

  14. The comments from the men were just as appreciative as what the little girl said. Just in a different way.

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