Monday Morning Funny

Anon in the comments remarks:

I thought your narrator was dating a divorcee.

In which case her being a virgin would surely set off far more alarm bells than it would silence.

Which reminds me of a joke.

A man and woman meet, fall in love, and get married. On the wedding night the man places his new bride on the bed whereupon she says, “Please be gentle with me, for I am still a virgin.”

The man looks at her in surprise and says, “But how? You’ve been married three times before.”

The woman wipes away a small tear and says, “Ah, but it’s a sad story. You see, my first husband was a psychologist; all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist; all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp-collector … oh, how I miss him!”

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6 thoughts on “Monday Morning Funny

  1. I enjoyed that. Interestingly it doesn’t work so well for a younger generation, as I found when relaying it later on. Apart from “stamp-collecting? What’s that?” it’s that to many stamps are self-adhesive and peeled off a backing sheet, so the joke gets a more confused reaction than it could.

    Or it might just be the way I tell it, of course.

  2. It makes even less sense if you know anything about stamps, because 99% of the time you are using tweezers and gloves to avoid damaging the collection.

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