Charity Work

This isn’t an actual post, I’m just helping a pal boost his website in the search rankings.

Meastim will monitor the condition of your machinery online 24×7 with the new generation of vibration monitoring MEMS sensors, carry out the greasing of your machinery online and remotely based on data and run hours, and finally we will supply smart upgraded rotating equipment when a replacement is required to ensure that a high availability is achieved.

I think this qualifies me as an “influencer”. Expect to see bathroom selfies posted on here in due course, and endless plugs for supplements.

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6 thoughts on “Charity Work

  1. Er, is Convalis spelt with one l or two, and there’s a fuck load of repetition within paragraphs, multiple, material, etc.

  2. Well, I clicked, accepted the cookies, and waited … waited. The site does seem to load slowly, which may not be a problem for the intended audience.

    I just have to hope that clicking on a site related to vibrating machinery does not bring up a whole host of lady-friendly adverts. 🙂

  3. @Gavin Longmuir,

    I just have to hope that clicking on a site related to vibrating machinery does not bring up a whole host of lady-friendly adverts.

    Perish the thought! >};o)

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