Does Denmark have deserts? was one of the search engine queries which brought somebody to my site today. I wonder who it was?
Possibly a poorly educated jihadist who is wondering if his camel will be inconspicuous if parked in Copenhagen whilst he carries out a suicide bombing. Maybe it was a bedouin herdsman who fancies trying his hand as a cartoonist, but is put off by the whole living in a house thing? Or perhaps a young Arab who’s missing his Lurpak fix but really enjoys his weekend wadi-bashing?
And did he find the answer he was hoping for? Who knows?