Does Denmark have deserts?

Does Denmark have deserts? was one of the search engine queries which brought somebody to my site today.  I wonder who it was? 

Possibly a poorly educated jihadist who is wondering if his camel will be inconspicuous if parked in Copenhagen whilst he carries out a suicide bombing.  Maybe it was a bedouin herdsman who fancies trying his hand as a cartoonist, but is put off by the whole living in a house thing?  Or perhaps a young Arab who’s missing his Lurpak fix but really enjoys his weekend wadi-bashing? 

And did he find the answer he was hoping for?  Who knows?

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