Phrases commonly heard in the oil and gas industry which are not to be believed:
1. Somebody will be there to meet you.
2. It’s only for a few weeks.
3. You don’t need to bring anything.
4. This project must be finished by [insert date here].
5. The procedure will explain how.
6. It is important you attend this meeting.
7. HR will take care of that.
8. Transport is available.
9. He speaks English.
10. It’s pretty much finished, it just needs a little tweaking.
11. We will decide that later.
12. Not for personal use.
13. All necessary tools and equipment will be provided.
14. Competitive rates.
15. It’s fairly straightforward.
Readers are free to add their own in the comments.