Local Joke

A man brings a lion into Dubai.  For the next month, the man feeds the lion nothing but bananas.  The lion is obviously unimpressed with this, but still the man continues to feed him only bananas.  Eventually, the lion snaps:

“Look, you dickhead, I’m a lion!  A lion, understand?  That means I eat meat, not damned bananas!”

And the man replies:

“Yeah, sorry about that.  But I got you in on a visit visa as a monkey.”

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  1. Reminds me of my very first job in Dubai where my barftud employers gave me an Arabic Labour Contract to sign. Fortunately I had it translated before throwing it away and it said I was a carpenter on Dhs 500 a month with no benefits.

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