The five goats arrested by the Osun State Waste Management Agency (OWMA) in Osogbo last week were on Tuesday dragged before an Osogbo Magistrate Court along side their owners. Three owners of the goats including Mrs. Aduke Adetona, Mrs. Esther Ibikunle and Adedoyin Adetayo were docked, while the goats were not allowed into the court hall but kept in the premises of the court.
The court presided over by Mrs. A. O. Ajanaku discharged Mrs. Adetayo, who had already lost her goat in the custody of OWMA and ordered other accused persons to pay N2, 500 fine to the coffers of the state government. The court pardoned one of the owners, Mrs. Adedoyin Adetayo whose goat had died, but warned her to comply strictly with the provisions of the state environmental laws and the rules of OWMA.
The court ruled that the accused persons violated article 101, cap 11 of the laws of Osun State, which prohibited birds and other animals from straying into residential areas. The prosecutor, Mr. Femi Ogunbamiwo who is also the Director of Environmental Management and Sanitation in OWMA told the court that the accused persons committed an offence contrary to and punishable under the environmental laws of the state. Mr. Ogunbamiwo told the court that the accused persons committed the offence on January 5, 2013 by allowing animals under their control to stray into public domain in a manner that was injurious to the health of the public.
Counsel to the accused persons, Mr. Jimoh Daramola pleaded with the court to be lenient with his clients and temper justice with mercy, adding that the accused persons would henceforth obey the laws of the state. Article 101, cap 2 of the 2002 Laws of Osun State, which was passed by the state House of Assembly states that: “No bird or animal shall be allowed to stray to any road or public place or urinate or defecate in any public place in the state.”
The Special Adviser to the governor on Environment, Mr. Bola Ilori who spoke with reporters after the court session urged residents to keep their pets in a cage to prevent violation of the state environmental laws and guide against transmission of diseases from animal to man.
The Rivers State police command said a loud blast heard in Port Harcourt earlier today was that of a missile accidentally fired from an airforce jet on routine maintenance at the Airforce mechanic hangar in Port Harcourt.
Commissioner of Police Mohammed Indabawa told Saharareporters that the missile hit an uncompleted building three kilometers from the scene of the accidental discharge. He said no death or injuries were reported.
Panicked residents had reported hearing a deafening explosion in Worji area of Port Harcourt around 7:30 AM.
Then we have this, located just behind our office building and photographed by a colleague who heard a loud crash:
I think they might have a spot of bother returning that the the hire company. “Hey, I had bit of trouble retracting the boom…”
Meanwhile, they’re erecting a huge tent out the front of our office (insert jokes about clowns and circuses here), which was halfway up when one of the mainstays fell over. Before and after pictures are below.
Finally, some scaffolding:
I’m still alive, somehow.
The police at Takwa Bay Division, Lekki, Eti Osa Lagos, Southwest Nigeria, have arrested a man known as Denis Oteri, 19, and arraigned him before the Igbosere magistrate’s court on a one count charge of sexually assaulting God’s Love Stephen by having carnal knowledge of him through the anus.
The police stated in suit No. M/5/2012 that the accused was arrested following complaints lodged by Stephen that Denis Oteri lured him into the bush and forcefully had sex with him through the anus.
Narrating his ordeal to the police, Stephen stated: “I met Denis, my senior whom respect very well at the NNPC gate at Takwa Bay and he begged me to help him take a keg of petrol to his house and I obeyed him because I know him.
“As we were going, he told me to follow him inside the bush to check something. Not suspecting anything, I followed him, but I was surprised when he suddenly stopped and barked at me to remove all my clothes or else he would kill me inside the bush.
“Before I could ask what the problem was, he wrestled me to the ground, forcefully removed my clothes, held me down and had sex with me through the anus and release sperm inside my body.
“He thereafter begged me not to tell anybody and gave me a loaf of bread in return which I threw away.
“I decided to report the matter to the police because it is an abomination for a man like me to penetrate into me through the anus and release sperm inside my body and my anus has been aching me after the ungodly incident.”
During interrogation, the accused allegedly confessed to the crime of forcefully having sex with Stephen through the anus inside the bush.
When asked what he derived from having sex with a man like himself, he allegedly told the police that he was deceived by the devil to do it and that he prays to God for forgiveness.
He was charged to court for sexual assault.
The killing of a 45-year-old Akwa Ibom man, Mr. Mfon Edung, by people believed to be his relatives over allegation of witchcraft is generating concerns among the family of the slain man.
It was learnt that the father of three, who hailed from Mbokpu Eyoima in Urue Offong/Oruko Local Government Area of the state, was killed on his way to collect his church’s pulpit from Mr. Ini Edung on Friday.
An eyewitness, who preferred anonymity, said the deceased was riding on a motorcycle when he saw some men at Oyoku Ubighi, drinking and eating dog meat at a joint.
The eyewitness explained that the men jumped inside a vehicle immediately they sighted him and chased the deceased.
He said, “We saw Mfon riding on a motorcycle and almost all the men that were drinking left immediately to close him. They followed him and when they got to a desolate area, hit him with their vehicle.
“As he tried to get up and run, people around the area, who thought it was an accident, rushed to the scene to rescue him.
“But no fewer than five persons got out of the vehicle, with axes and cutlasses and hacked the deceased. They shot into the air sporadically to scare the crowd, and took the body away to an unknown destination.”
Also, a bicycle rider, who also craved anonymity, corroborated the eyewitness’ account.
He added that as he was running to the scene to rescue the deceased, he saw some men coming out of a white Volvo car with no number plate.
He said, “When I saw them, I was afraid and quickly retreated. In the process of killing Mfon, I heard one of them say, ‘You use your witchcraft power to kill my mother. I warned you if the woman died, you too would die. And let us see if your witchcraft will be able to save you.’
“I held my breath. When they finished cutting the deceased up, they took the body away, and nobody could trace them anymore.”
The wife of the deceased, Ikwo, said her husband was going to ask Etim how far he had gone with the aluminium pulpit he was making for the church.
She said from what she learnt, when her husband was returning home around 5pm at Mbokpu Oyoima, a vehicle was trailing him but he didn’t notice it.
She said she learnt her husband was killed at a desolate area, opposite a church at Oyoku Ibighi, in Urue Offong/Oruko LGA.
She said her husband had abandoned home to live with friends following repeated threat messages by his relations.
She said, “All along they had been sending threat messages to the extent that a Deacon in a church, summoned my husband and advised him to avoid some of his relations because of the threats.
“My husband had on two occasions been mercilessly beaten by his own people and some cult men in the village. When I reported the matter to the police who came to my husband’s rescue, his relations blamed me and fined me one she-goat and 10 bottles of locally-made gin for insulting them by calling the police.
“They blamed my husband for the sickness of her sister and said if the woman should die, my husband would also be killed. And so, they carried out their threat.”
Ikwo said when she reported the matter to the police in the area, they asked what she expected them to do after the man had been killed.
The House of Representatives on Wednesday criticised the operations of foreign airlines in Nigeria, particularly their high fares and alleged maltreatment of Nigerian passengers.
A motion sponsored by Mr. Emmanuel Ekon and 31 others also frowned on the practice of spraying insecticides on Nigerian passengers before take-off.
The House also observed that the crew members of all the foreign airlines were non-Nigerians, despite the huge business benefit they enjoyed in Nigeria.
The House passed a resolution asking the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria and other regulatory agencies to ensure a reduction in fares and to “compel international airline operators to improve on their services and adhere to the Nigerian Local Content Law.”
The House noted that ticket for flying from Nigeria to Europe, America and other parts of the world “are the highest when compared with other countries where these airlines operate.”
The House also observed that from available records, “each airline carries a minimum of 300 passengers daily into and out of the country, making Nigeria one of the most lucrative routes in the world.”
Moving the motion, Ekon told the House that in spite of the business advantage of operating in Nigeria, Nigerians paid 23 per cent more on all classes of tickets than travellers in other parts of the world.
To buttress his position, Ekon said while a first class return ticket on the Lagos-Dubai route cost $4,695.5 on Emirates Airline, the airline charged $3,512 on the Dubai-Johannesburg route, which had the same mileage as Nigeria.
Similarly, he stated that Delta Airlines charged $5,874 on a Business Class for Lagos-Atlanta route, but charged $3,689.9 on the Atlanta-Bombay route.
He added, “First Class passengers on Air France pay $8,984 for Lagos-Paris route with 2,919 miles, while the same ticket for Paris-Bombay route with 4,349 miles costs $8,739.
“Even in Ghana, South Africa and other African countries where these airlines operate, the air fares are far lower than in Nigeria.”
The lawmaker expressed concern that aside not having Nigerian crew members on board, most of the airlines did not serve Nigerian dishes on board.
“But, more disturbing is the insulting and dehumanising practice of spraying insecticides on Nigerians.
“This has health implications; this is one of the issues that our regulatory agencies must address,” he said.
A police corporal, Olufemi Ajayi, was yesterday set ablaze in Ayete, Ibarapa North Local Government Area of Oyo State, by an irate mob, after he allegedly shot and killed a commercial driver at a checkpoint.
Ajayi, who is attached to Igboora Police Station, allegedly shot the victim, Mr. Emiola Kolade, after a minor argument.
Kolade died in a hospital in Igboora.
An eyewitness, Alhaji Salau Adele, said: “It all started at one of the many illegal checkpoints on Idere-Ayete road, when the corporal flagged down the driver and demanded a bribe. The driver gave him N100, but the policeman said the money was too small and refused to accept it.
“This led to an argument between the two. We heard a gunshot later and the driver was found injured on the ground. The policeman tried to escape, but he was caught.”
It was learnt that the policeman was beaten and set ablaze by the mob.
The renewed efforts of the Niger State police command to rid the state of criminal elements may have started yielding results, following the discovery of a severed head of a few months old baby girl in a polythene in possession of a young man suspected to be one of the arrow-heads of a syndicate that specialises in using human parts for ritual purposes in parts of the state.
The discovery of the strange object with the suspect (names withheld) occurred early last week, during a stop and search duty by a team of policemen on the highway at Erena, in Shiroro Local Government area of the state .
The Nigerian Tribune further learnt that trouble began for the young man, when he was allegedly sighted by a policeman, holding a wet Bagco Super sack and attempting to board a commercial vehicle from the village (Erena) with the bag allegedly containing the fresh human head.
It was further gathered that, as the suspect was about to board the vehicle, the policeman allegedly observed that a liquid substance which was a mixture of blood and water was said to have been oozing from the bag.
A police source at the homicide section of the state Criminal Investigation Department(CID), Minna, the state capital, informed the Nigerian Tribune that, as a result of that, the policeman became suspicious and requested to know the content of the bag.
The source who craved for anonymity in a chat with the NT stated that the suspect allegedly told the Policeman that the bag contained some pieces of fresh Tomatoes , just as the policeman insisted that he must be allowed to see whether it was “Tomatoes” or not.
“It was however at the point of a very serious struggle between the suspect and the policeman, that some concerned on lookers who were either passing by of attempting to board commercial vehicles near the scene who assisted the policeman in apprehending the suspect. And when they forced the bag opened, they now saw the head of human being concealed in the sack” the source stated.
NT was further informed that no sooner that the strange object was discovered with the suspect that an irate mob gathered with the view to beating him into a pulp, but that the policeman was allegedly able to maneuver him to the nearby police outpost in the village where he was kept in the police cell as he was said to have confessed to the crime during investigation by the police.
“He now confessed that another person gave him the head and at the point of the police trying to track down the person he also escaped from the police’s cell that fateful night , while the police went to look for the person whom he said gave him the head . But after apprehending the man, fortunately for the police, the following morning, he was re-arrested and the two of them have been transferred to the state CID for further investigation” said the source.
A NERVE-RACKING revelation has come from the Senate Committee on Petroleum (Downstream) that the Federal Government is losing over N700 billion yearly due to the comatose nature of the Kaduna Refining and Petrochemicals Company (KRPC).
The chairman of the committee, Senator Magnus Abbe who disclosed this on Tuesday when the committee visited the plant on oversight function added that the Federal Government spends a whopping N12 billion yearly on staff salaries in the company.
Abbe who spoke after a tour of the plant lamented that instead of focusing on the core mandate of the company which was refining of petroleum products, the company has resorted to producing of drums for oil companies due to decay in its infrastructure. He equally expressed displeasure that the company established over 20 years ago with production capacity of 110, 000 barrels per day could not refine even 30,000 barrels per day.
“We are not happy with the situation in this refinery. It is shocking that the refinery built over 20 years ago with a capacity of 110,000 barrels is operating at low capacity. One appalling thing is that a plant built for refining products is converted to a container-making firm. We are doing this when we are paying N12 billion annually as staff salaries.”
I present these excerpts from two articles about the burning of a Chevron drilling rig offshore Nigeria without comment.
“Crude oil” has reportedly washed ashore and been spotted around a partially submerged rig which suffered a gas explosion and continues to burn off Nigeria, a country official has claimed.
Some community leaders in the state of Bayelsa have complained of pollution reaching the coast following a blowout on the Chevron-chartered jack-up KS Endeavor early on Monday morning, Peter Idabor, director general of Nigeria’s National Oil Spill Detection & Response Agency (Nosdra) told Upstream.
“This is a very serious explosion. You have drilling fluids and oil seen around the rig itself.”
Idabor said his department has received complaints from government officials in some parts of Bayelsa state about pollution washing ashore.
“There are several communities already impacted,” he claimed. “The first one is Koloma towns 1 and 2, the second one is Fishtown and the third is Frupa.”
When it was put to him that the KS Endeavor was drilling a gas exploration well, Idabor replied: “Yes, it is, but maybe some oily substances are coming out. I think the fire is actually on the water too. That’s why I was saying there must be some oily substance. They are also talking about drilling fluids. But no volume estimates have been completed at this time.”
On Tuesday Chevron had said that “a small sheen [was] visible in close proximity to the well” with the sheen estimated at 13 barrels.
A local official also backtracked over claims last week that oil was visible at the drill site on the Funiwa field in Block 86 and some had reached shore, but also aired new claims of complaints from locals of toxic fumes from the blowout incident on 16 January.
“Contrary to some erroneous media reports, at this time there is no oil spilled as a result of this incident,” Chevron continued.
“We reiterate that this is a natural gas well. With the gas flow, fine silt and mud on the seabed floor is disturbed and rises to the surface. Discolouration of the water is visible near the well site.”
On Monday Idabor told Upstream: “The issue I told you about oil touching the coastline appears not to be true, because it was independently verified by [a Nosdra representative].
“Primarily it is not oil…I think [the main problem is] gas, the problem of gas affecting the atmosphere.
“People from the communities say that their problem is the gas – noxious gas – coming from the area. So I have got to link them with the director of petroleum resources to see what can be done.”
As Nigeria’s General Strike enters its second week, there are reports coming in of troops being deployed on the streets of Lagos. It appears little progress was made over the weekend (when the strikes were called off and we all managed to do some grocery shopping). Equally worrying are the reports that President Goodluck Jonathan has ordered the arrest of those believed to be behind the protests.
Firstly, that a politician can order the arrest of anyone speaks volumes about how Nigeria is run. Secondly, arresting those behind a protest is hardly compatible with granting people the right to protest (and they’ve hardly been violent, not by local standards anyway). And finally, when did sending soldiers to break up protests ever have a happy ending, especially in Africa?
I thought over the weekend that these protests would have a day or two left to run until a deal was reached. Back in the office on Wednesday, I thought. But if the leaders have been arrested and troops deployed, this could turn ugly very fast.
Strikes have been called off.
Back to work tomorrow. That’s ugly enough.
By being bored to death, that’s how.
We are now into our third day of being confined to the residences, or in “lockdown” if we want to dramatise things to folk overseas who may have an influence over next year’s hardship uplift factor. This has involved us mooching about our apartments, occasionally logging on to the work laptop to see if anyone else is “working from home” (which is about as clever a business idea as the daily report), watching umpteen episodes of whatever TV show we have
downloaded purchased at full price recently, and surfing the ‘net. For an hour or two in the afternoon a handful of us slink down to the pool (it is a nice pool) and hope none of the big bosses who live in the overlooking towers are on their balconies with binoculars and a notepad.
We are completely cut off out here, plonked out of harms way at the end of an access-controlled artificial island (kind of) far from any part of the Nigerian way of life. The only people who live out here are the expatriate employees of multinationals and, allegedly, hideously corrupt policemen and officials, and multi-millionaire pastors. And the family of between 12 and 20 who occupy the shack under my window.
We receive an SMS instruction at 7:30pm each evening not to come to work the next day, and aside from that we are pretty much in the dark as to what is going on. We heard there were large-scale protests on Monday during which one person was killed in Lagos (grisly pictures of the victim’s semi-naked body were circulated), and yesterday there were rumours that there were protests along our normal route to work where several senior politicians live, but that’s about it. We can get local news on the TV which shows various protests around the country and interviews with various figures who are not short on bluster, but we have no idea as to the extent of the protests or their nature (i.e. violent or not). There have been rumours that some unions are talking of upping the ante including shutting down upstream crude production (so far we have kept producing), and unless they are all talking shite the protestors appear to be in for the long haul.
Whatever the case, I don’t think this will end this week. Nigeria’s president Goodluck Jonathan is in South Africa joining in the ANC’s anniversary celebrations, so he’s not even around to reverse the policy or even engage in dialogue. Personally I have enough food and drink to last another week, two at a push, but there are families with kids who probably cannot last as long without going to the supermarket. But other than that, it’s all very unexciting for us. Which I suppose is a good thing.
Put simply, the British government taxes single mothers working minimum wage so Nigerian senators can enjoy a $44k per year “wardrobe allowance”. But there’s no room to cut the government budget, apparently.
Nigeria isn’t the only place where the population should be outraged.
Blogger Peter Okali has a post up detailing the salary of a Nigerian Senator. I’m going to quote most of it, so large hat-tip is due him. (1m Naira is about US$6,100)
Basic Salary (BS) – N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowance @ 50% of Basic Salary – N1,242,122.70 (I love this kind of hardship)
Constituency allowance @ 200% of BS – N4,968,509.00
Furniture Allowance @ 300% of BS – N7,452,736.50
Newspaper allowance @ 50% – N1,242,122.70 (Which kind newspaper be this, abi na online or hard copy?)
Wardrobe allowance @ 25% – N621,061.37
Recess Allowance @ 10% – N248,424.55
Accommodation @ 200% – N4,968,509.00
Utilities @ 30% – N828,081.83
Domestic Staff @ 35% – N863,184.12
Entertainment @ 30% – N828,081.83
Personal Assistance @ 25% – N621,061.37
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance @ 75% – N1,863,184.12
Leave Allowance @ 10% – N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance gratuity) @ 300% – N7,452,736.50 (Once they get fired.)
Motor Vehicle Allowance @ 400% of BS – N9,936,982.00 – Every Four Years
Senator’s Salary per month – N2,456,647.70
Total = N29,479,749.00 Per Year
Allowance of Nigerian Senator: $1,500,000/year
To clarify, Nigerian senators get paid about $180,000 per year as a salary. On top of this, they get about $1.5m in allowances, as detailed above. And that’s what they receive officially. You can multiply that by a factor of 3-5 to account for the graft, backhanders, and additional income streams they enjoy whilst in office (and often thereafter). According to Peter, the senators – of which there are 109 – have been asking for an increase in their allowances to $183,000 per month, or $2.2m per year. By contrast, the US president gets paid $400,000 per year.
As Peter says:
Little wonder why everyone in Nigeria has political ambitions and will do whatever it takes to get there.
Indeed. And little wonder why most Nigerians are hopelessly poor and there is a General Strike kicking off tomorrow.
Other than this report from a few days ago (H/T commenter Hopper), little has been said about the reaction to Nigeria’s removal of the fuel subsidies on New Year’s Day. Therefore, most of you probably don’t know that a General Strike has been called for tomorrow, involving pretty much all organised labour across the country, in a protest which is scheduled to go on indefinitely. Quite how much of the country’s operations will be closed nobody knows, but it is quite possible that roads will be blocked, airspace closed, and access to our offices denied. Which will be nothing short of a disaster for us expats who are either stuck in France (accommodated in a Paris hotel) or confined to the compound (with its swimming pool) as we ride out the storm. Each of us to a man is devastated if we cannot go into the office for any reason, such is our dedication.
Last week, instead of holding my usual morning engineering meeting, I decided to canvas the opinion of my lads on the subject. I also discussed it with my driver, who – like all drivers in Lagos – has his finger on the pulse. You want to know how many votes Goodluck Jonathan really got in the last general election? Ask a driver. Want to know the price of a cow as it crosses the border from Chad? Ask a driver. Anyway, from what I understand, most Nigerians agree (now there’s a phrase you rarely hear!) that the fuel subsidies did need to be phased out, but scrapping them entirely overnight was monumentally stupid and is hitting the poorest Nigerians the hardest. Unusually, most expats agree with them.
Since New Year’s Day, the prices of pretty much everything have increased significantly. Obviously petrol, which has jumped 100%-150% at the pump, assuming the stations know enough to actually open for business, which some did not for the first couple of days. Anything related to petrol consumption has gone up, usually by 100%. In Lagos, this not only includes transport but also things as unlikely as haircuts: the barbers’ clippers run off small generators. Food prices are fluctuating wildly. At the moment everything is very unstable, with people telling stories of bus conductors (or what passes for them) making up fares on the spot. Of course, there are also a lot of people taking advantage of the uncertainty to raise prices arbitrarily and gouge customers. The management of the bus company which doubled its fares, citing the doubling of fuel costs as the reason, are probably not stupid enough to think fuel is their only operating cost, but as they found out, nor were its passengers. Until things settle down, nobody really knows what even the short term price of anything will be.
It is those who rely on transport who will be most affected, which is everyone. There is practically no public transport system in Lagos, and everyone either has their own car, piles into a bus filled to three times its rated capacity, or jumps on the back of an okada and hopes his life insurer doesn’t find out. In short, everyone relies on the internal combustion engine to get around. This state of affairs seems to have been a deliberate policy implemented some time back in order to win votes (dishing out free motorbikes and pandering to the powerful transport unions do help you get elected), hence no alternative has ever been realistically considered (leaving aside the obvious problem of any money earmarked for infrastructure development being pilfered).
So even though the Nigerians probably agree that the fuel subsidy system was abused beyond belief, costing the government billions, and clogging the streets of every major city, phasing it out over a period was an absolute must. But the government never made this case, and although there was talk of the subsidy being removed, I think everyone was taken by surprise when it actually happened. And it is the anger over this, rather than the actual removal of the subsidy, which has got everyone so angry and out on the streets tomorrow. And funny though it may seem, most expats kind of agree with them (well, we’re being hit too).
So how will this pan out? I have no idea, and nor does anybody. One point to consider is that elections have only recently taken place and thus another chance to boot out the government is a long way off. Are the Nigerians content to wait that long if things continue as they are? History doesn’t look kindly on that subject. And there has been little more than silence on the issue from the government, few attempts to explain or justify why the decision was made and what steps will be taken to address the concerns of the people affected. This is a serious shortcoming, putting it mildly.
I guess we’ll find out this week. For may part, I have enough supplies, knowledge of student recipes, and Stolichnaya vodka to survive for a few weeks at least. How the French will cope when they’re down to their last slice of fois gras and penultimate crate of Dom Perignon is anyone’s guess!
This, on the other hand, may prove to be a shrewd prediction.