{"id":9842,"date":"2019-07-04T11:35:42","date_gmt":"2019-07-04T09:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9842"},"modified":"2019-07-04T11:36:49","modified_gmt":"2019-07-04T09:36:49","slug":"paul-maul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/9842\/","title":{"rendered":"Paul Maul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Staying on much the same topic (no doubt to the disappointment of my more sophisticated readers), a Kiwi reader sends me this article<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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A Kiwi woman who married her Bumble match on the first date has split from the man two months later so she could return to a polyamorous lifestyle.<\/p>\n

Sarah Elliott, 34, a nanny in the UK, matched with lighting technician Paul Edwards, 37, on the dating app on December 15 last year.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aw, how sweet!<\/p>\n

After the wedding, Elliott, of East Sussex, revealed her love of BDSM and fetish parties,\u00a0the Daily Mail reports<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ah. Not so sweet.<\/p>\n

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The dominatrix told the newspaper how she moved her then-husband Paul Edwards into her flat after they got married – which she shared with two ex-boyfriends also called Paul.<\/p>\n

As the weeks went by she tried to introduce Edwards to the fetish community but claims he found it too difficult and was often jealous.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I expect he was told he was being “judgmental” and it was his fault for not being open-minded enough. To be fair it is his fault, but for being an idiot and marrying someone he didn’t know, not anything else.<\/p>\n

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At first the three Pauls got along, she claims, but rows quickly started and the situation got out of hand.<\/p>\n

In an effort to work on their strained relationship the couple went to a sex party at the Torture Garden Club.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is like an alcoholic trying to overcome dependency by going to the Munich beer festival.<\/p>\n

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But she says, Edwards was unable to contain his jealousy and things deteriorated further.<\/p>\n

Despite another reconciliation bid at a sex party at Le Boudoir in central London, Edwards eventually moved out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I don’t suppose they tried just talking it out in their living room, did they?<\/p>\n

Another of the Pauls also moved out, leaving Elliott struggling financially.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m amazed other aspects of this woman’s life are a complete sh*tshow.<\/p>\n

Elliott set up a dating profile with OkCupid in May and is already seeing a 29-year-old and a 27-year-old at the same time, she told The Sun.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As I’ve said before: go long on 1) those who hold the patents on anti-depressant medicine and 2) cat manufacturers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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