{"id":6525,"date":"2018-01-23T08:58:33","date_gmt":"2018-01-23T07:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/?p=6525"},"modified":"2018-01-23T09:03:56","modified_gmt":"2018-01-23T08:03:56","slug":"russian-rifle-raid-reveals-ravenous-reptile-reds-responsible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/6525\/","title":{"rendered":"Russian Rifle Raid Reveals Ravenous Reptile, Reds Responsible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/thylacosmilus.blogspot.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">JuliaM<\/a>, this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-europe-42744733\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">story from Russia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Russian police searching for illegal weapons in a St Petersburg house faced a scaly surprise in the basement: a two-metre (6.5ft) Nile crocodile.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Where the hell did they get it from in the first place? I&#8217;ve been to Saint Petersburg, and one thing you don&#8217;t see among those strange creatures basking in the mud along the Neva river or the fountains at Peterhof are Nile crocodiles.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police said the reptile did not cause any injuries &#8211; but now they must find a new home for it. Russian media say the house is used by a nationalist group.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With a penchant for Lacoste?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A stockpile of illegal arms was found in the raid, in the city&#8217;s Peterhof suburb, RIA Novosti news reports.<\/p>\n<p>It included explosive devices and copies of Kalashnikov assault rifles.<\/p>\n<p>A 40-year-old man arrested in November is suspected of illegal possession of weapons.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I admit this is some way outside my line of work, but I reckon if I was assembling illegal weapons in my basement I&#8217;d find the presence of a large crocodile somewhat distracting.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The St Petersburg news website Fontanka says the property houses a &#8220;patriotic youth militia&#8221; called Red Star (&#8220;Krasnaya Zvezda&#8221; in Russian).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Red Star doesn&#8217;t sound very nationalistic, does it? More Communist, I&#8217;d say.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The crocodile was living in a pool that had been dug into the concrete floor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I want to know what it ate. Small children? Putin&#8217;s enemies? So many questions. It&#8217;s at times like this when I mourn the death of traditional journalism.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Leningrad Zoo says it has no extra space to take it in.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Aw. I expect it&#8217;ll remain in Saint Petersburg, albeit in the form of a handbag in the window of a shop on Nevskiy Prospekt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via JuliaM, this story from Russia: Russian police searching for illegal weapons in a St Petersburg house faced a scaly surprise in the basement: a two-metre (6.5ft) Nile crocodile. Where the hell did they get it from in the first &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/6525\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6525"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6528,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525\/revisions\/6528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}