{"id":164,"date":"2006-05-28T08:09:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-28T04:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/?p=164"},"modified":"2006-05-28T08:33:06","modified_gmt":"2006-05-28T04:33:06","slug":"local-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/164\/","title":{"rendered":"Local Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings a lion into Dubai.\u00a0 For the next month, the man feeds the lion nothing but bananas.\u00a0 The lion is obviously unimpressed\u00a0with this, but still the man continues to feed him only bananas.\u00a0 Eventually, the lion snaps:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, you dickhead, I&#8217;m a lion!\u00a0 A lion, understand?\u00a0 That means I eat meat, not damned bananas!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the man replies:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, sorry about that.\u00a0 But I got you in on a visit visa as a monkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings a lion into Dubai.\u00a0 For the next month, the man feeds the lion nothing but bananas.\u00a0 The lion is obviously unimpressed\u00a0with this, but still the man continues to feed him only bananas.\u00a0 Eventually, the lion snaps: &#8220;Look, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/164\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}