{"id":142,"date":"2006-04-25T13:06:58","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T09:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2006-04-25T13:12:36","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T09:12:36","slug":"well-ill-be-blowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/142\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, I&#8217;ll be blowed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two girls, with the same surname and\u00a0first name\u00a0initial, are born in England a year apart.\u00a0 Both are raised on a farm, one learning to drive tractors, the other a forklift.\u00a0 One grows up to be a 6&#8242; blonde, the other a 5&#8242; 11&#8243; blonde.\u00a0 Yet Ashley Long is not related to Angel Long in any way.\u00a0 Funny, heh?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ashley_Long\" target=\"_blank\">both<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Angel_Long\" target=\"_blank\">become<\/a> hardcore porn stars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two girls, with the same surname and\u00a0first name\u00a0initial, are born in England a year apart.\u00a0 Both are raised on a farm, one learning to drive tractors, the other a forklift.\u00a0 One grows up to be a 6&#8242; blonde, the other &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/142\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.desertsun.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}